Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New beginnings, Old endings

The new year brings with it joy, happiness and aspirations for everyone- at least it is expected to. A new beginning ,erasing the slate from last year and leaving behind a clean board to make a fresh start. What you did last year does not matter anymore, what happened yesterday does not count- however, the dirty dishes from yesterday still have the same stench and this new year promises to clean that and make a healthy beginning.

But how easy it is to make a new start? Leaving behind yesterday's sorrows, hoping the light of tomorrow destroys the darkness engulfed, breaking the shackles and feeling your arms free, without any draining thoughts you march ahead with a slight glee. How easy;I ask again.

There is no trouble getting carried away in the spirit of the new year. However, its awfully important to take stock of unfinished business in hand, the unfulfilled promises and the unaccomplished milestones. The change in date and year does not wash the vestiges of the past. Finishing what you started does.

So go ahead, complete the incomplete and conquer the unconquered before you set foot on anything new. And hope and pray, come next year, you indeed start off with a clean slate.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Back...Again!


I had taken quite a long self imposed break from blogging for various reasons. But a few recent compliments from the fairer sex that have "chanced" upon by blog have proved to be the much needed elixir for me to restart the flow of creativity ( that's for the girls!)...so keep watching this space!

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Date for date’s sake

People, you got to wait a week before you hear from me. No point in bombarding my inbox with requests. It’s getting out of control.
Okay, I am wide awake now and any semblance of illusions about my popularity has vanished.

While on a mission to kill time, lying down on my bed with boredom my only company, I was religiously switching channels hoping to find something interesting, entertaining while at the same time intellectually stimulating. That’s when I found this show that offered all the ingredients to fight boredom with a huge dose on the entertainment quotient.

The show aptly titled as “Next” is a show where aspiring “daters” get a chance to date a hunk/babe (depending on your orientation). The “date” gets to evaluate all the “daters”; all five of them before he/she can pick someone to go on a second date. The rest are, yeah you guessed it right -“Next-ed”. The rejected ones don’t go home dejected as they get paid proportionally to the length of time one spends with the “date”. Not a bad deal huh!

The show of course has its fair share of reality TV antics with back slapping, scheming, and generous displays of anger and use of bad language. How else will an audience be able to relate to such a show? Also, how long can someone watch some random person go on a date with an even more random person.

Since I mentioned that I was looking for something that was intellectually stimulating as well, I sure was disappointed when after just two minutes into the show, I realized that the chances of me achieving my objective was one in a million, worse than even my chances of getting into Harvard Business School.

I also realized that the intellectual element had to come from within and that I was only a moron to expect it even after reading a brief description of the show on the channel guide. So I set out thinking about the whole dating exercise.

Dating is a cultural issue and so the perspective of each is a product of their culture. Of course it is a given that the process of getting to know a person is sure helped by spending time with them. And so from that angle, the concept of dating is indeed relevant. In fact there are some other tremendous advantages to the exercise as well. Like one of the survey conducted by a website in UK concluded that dating promotes healthier living. Going out on dates acts as the stimulus to shed those few extra pounds and brings about the realization that one needs to become more aware of how they look.

“The happy anticipation of a date will also produce a cocktail of "happy hormones" also known as endorphins. As well as creating feelings of wellbeing, euphoria and bliss, they also boost our immune system and are anti-aging” says the report.

Any health conscious individual would be upbeat after reading this especially since your workout regimen involves going out on dates, but then would a ludicrous excuse of wanting to stay in shape warrant the need to date?

An even more appalling concept is that of blind dates. Agreed it’s a fun thing to do. Fun, when it’s done once in a while. I know a friend of mine that goes on these random dates every week and right through the week, I am subjected to the highest degree of torture-listening to her escapades each time. I also know one that once told me she was going on a date because the girl in the pink tank top four rows away from her in her math class went on one! Surely, going out on dates just because it makes you look cool in front of your peers is only lunacy personified.

Read “I Kissed Dating Good-Bye” by Joshua Harris which discusses the pitfalls of dating and you will know what I am talking about. You will realize the rewards of waiting for romance. Dating is not the elixir to find the love of your life, it is only a medium and should be left at that.

What also came as a surprise was to know that there is a thriving industry revolving around this dating phenomenon. There are numerous websites that say they give you tips on how to find a date, behave when on a date and also what do to after a date. The NY Times also carried an article this past week about dating in which a website http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/home/index.html was mentioned which carries posts from women about dreadful men they have dated. It bills itself as an informational site dedicated to outing sleazy men who lie to prospective partners about their personal characteristics, their resume and their marital status.

So much hoopla about dating...sad.

God Bless


And of course I “Next-ed” the show after the eleventh minute after I found out its concept only to switch channels to find another where the date gets to date the dater’s mom to select the right girl/boy ! No wonder it is said reality (TV) bites- actually shocks!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

The Power of Procrastination

In case you one of those smart people who wait anxiously every Tuesday evening to get a copy of the Vector, I am sure you wouldn’t have missed the numerous ads about Jorge Cham’s speech on the very same topic during the Graduate Research Day here at NJIT.

Every time I see the ad, I keep telling myself, it’s actually me who is supposed to give a talk on procrastination, having mastered it all these years. But then I figured, there won’t be a soul in the university that would stop by to listen even if I shout from the top of my voice. So I decided that I will write about it. This way I am guaranteed at least two readers: Me and my alter ego.

First of all, procrastination ain’t bad. Some of the most immaculate people I know are terrible procrastinators. Yet they do well in what they do. Ever since we learnt to hold a pencil and construct decent sentences, we have always been told to do things on time and not to postpone. In fact, I am reminded of number of Urdu couplets that emphasize the same. Is finishing things before time so important? (Before the teachers/parents march out to burn me alive-just to put things in perspective, there is a difference between before time and on time)

Over the years, the word, “procrastinate” has become derogatory and insulting. That’s primarily because we “procrastinators” let things get out of hand. Maybe we procrastinated too much! But what does procrastination mean? Is it the stereotypical meaning of laziness?

Procrastination is a skill in itself. Not everyone is good at it. It takes some aptitude to play the “lazy” game. It is probably one of the toughest to play. How many among us have the wherewithal to perform under pressure and amidst paucity of time? It is only in these pressure situations that true character emerges. Yes, it helps in character building. The rare few who can handle the pressure often have rushed lives, or many deadlines, whichever applies, but the point is that they can handle the pressure that procrastination gives and they come on top.

Procrastination has been given a negative connotation for some strange reason. It is actually a good thing. Sure, it sounds counterintuitive. Many of us procrastinate but we aren’t very proud of the same. That’s because of the negativity that society has attached to it. Procrastination establishes an environment in which the creative juices can flow. No wonder most artists are terrible procrastinators.

Procrastination has its obvious advantages. The people that don’t put things off and do all the work on time are nicknamed “geeks”. And of course, the geeks don’t get the girls, do they?? On a more serious note, procrastinators build in themselves a sense of self reliance that helps them to overcome any sort of obstacle.
You can find an awful lot of literature on how to overcome the habit of procrastinating. But in reality, it is not really possible not to procrastinate as at any point in time you have a bunch of jobs to take care of. Therefore some job or the other does get delayed. So the essential question to answer is how to procrastinate well? The answer to the question lies in how well you are able to set your priorities right. The moment you learn to prioritize, you will never have to procrastinate!

To twist the MasterCard tag line:

“There are some things in life that need immediate attention, for everything else there is Procrastination!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

I know more about you than you think I know!

Question: What do you do when you are in school and you have 5 hours to kill??

Possible Answers (in no particular order):

- SLEEP
- Prove E=MC^2 is bullshit
- Ponder about the famine in the deepest jungles of Africa
- Work on your next Vector article.
- Get cozy with your girlfriend/boyfriend
- Sit with a book at the Campus Center lounge and pretend to read a book when you are actually gawking at the zillion beautiful girls walking past you that makes you curse yourself for not being able to execute option 4.

Sleep is always an option, but if you just got out of a database class, going back to sleep may not be an easy exercise.
The man is resting in peace; let him continue to rest in peace. No point in digging up old graves.
I do not have any aspirations of getting the Nobel Prize, at least not in the near future. So I will let the ones that think they have a shot at the prize to ponder about the famine.
Working on the article seems like a good option. But who the hell bothers if you submit your article at 5pm on Friday or at midnight on Sunday? Surely, not in the Vector that I am familiar with.
Getting cozy…ah I wish! But then who will get cozy with me?? Maybe that’s why Kevin refuses to put my picture alongside my column-he fears a drop in the readership.
So realistically, I am left with only the last option. Sitting on the well cushioned couches (that’s one thing you ought to thank the administration for) and gawking endlessly on the babes as they walk by, hand in hand with someone they can get “cozy” with is all that I can do. Infact, that’s exactly what I do every Friday afternoon. Every single Friday afternoon. Perhaps some of us are destined to do only that. Perhaps some day things will change.

However, it is only at times like these that you get an opportunity to observe people and appreciate the fact that each one is unique in some way or the other. You get a feeling of knowing people and their mannerisms, their thought process, their inner self. All this from only the physical appearance. On the face of it, this might seem like a pretty thin theory to pursue, but from my experience of watching people (remember what I do on Friday afternoons?) I have to a large extent been able to satisfactorily predict behaviors.

This may be a question of perception and so by that token differs from one individual to the other. But what I perceive about you has a direct relation to what you want me to perceive about you. The way one moves, dresses, talks and in general behaves are all an exterior of the inner self. You appear the way you are because it’s just you. Since each one is unique, we have different personalities. Of course, it is a given that some people can camouflage their behaviors to represent someone that they aren’t, but these are the few exceptions. Exceptions don’t become rules.

Like I know that the beautiful ones (and there is no dearth of them here) are more confident, gregarious and outgoing. They have a sense of surety about them. While the not so pretty ones are submissive, low on confidence and generally shy. The smartly dressed men are conscious about their appearance and the shabby ones are rebellious in nature.

While I am constructing my theory, I am also cognizant of the fact that I can fall into the pit of stereotyping. But isn’t the way the world operates? Indians are smart (I am the proof of the exception though), Chinese are smarter (nay!), the French are uptight while the Brazilians are fun and the Americans are… (Let me not jeopardize my stay here). So how did these originate?

These theories are an accumulation of general observed characteristics over the years. It is not possible for everyone to know everyone on a personal level to discover their real self. So they are only a reflection of the outward appearance, however, not limited to physical appearances. What you see is what you perceive (WYSWYP).

So does that mean that if you wanted me to perceive you in a certain way you want me to, you behave in that manner? Yes and no. Yes, because some people are dumb and fall for an affected visage. No, because some of us use our common sense. And especially if you have a Friday afternoon experience, you sure can’t get fooled!

Man…what started off as a means to kill time has ended in a competition to the brilliance of a Sigmund Freud.

Until next time.

Sharath Ragunathan
Ratemyprofessor.com

The ultimate folly, which, of course is unpardonable, that one can commit, is to end up in a class and causes you to regret that moment of insanity for the remainder of the semester. What hurts the most is when you realize that even the brain of a donkey could have made a better decision. Before each one of you start identifying yourself with a donkey or for that matter a certain individual named George W Bush, relax! Help is here.

Ratemyprofessor.com is a popular website among the student community. Many students from over 5000 colleges’ nationwide comment on nearly 650,000 of their professors on the website. A good percentage of them belong to NJIT as well.

Students can find an assortment of comments and opinions that are posted anonymously by fellow students. Professors are rated on easiness, helpfulness, clarity and, oddly enough, “hotness.” On the face of it, the last category might appear preposterous to some, however, the website has a link to a NY Times article that highlights the need for instructors to be attractive. A “hot” professor gets a chilly pepper icon next his/her name besides the other smileys for good quality, poor quality and average quality.

Many students at NJIT make use of this “student resource.” Karthik Srinivasan, a graduate student of Computer Science, said he uses the website while picking his courses every semester.

“Some of the comments can really help you gauge the effectiveness of an instructor/course and if you can get this information at the beginning of the semester, it can only do good for you,” Karthik said.

The website also lists a Do’s and Don’ts guideline for comments, but in reality no one seems to be following them. Many students indulge in profanity when commenting about professors they didn’t like.

“The vulgar comments sometimes make me wonder if this site needs an R rating,” Uday Chander, a master’s candidate at NJIT, said. Some of the comments are also personal and have nothing to do with the quality of teaching. A warning is issued on the website that highlights the potential of being traced based on the IP address whenever the comments posted breach the guidelines provided.

The general consensus among students is that the website is useful in part because it offers a brief idea of what students are getting into. Critics of the website, which includes a large number of professors, have been arguing that the ratings are not scientific and so no credit must be ascribed to the comments posted.

“The unreliability of the views stems from the fact that you get only extreme reactions of students, either overly praising the professor or demeaning his/her competence,” said Dr. George Olsen, Graduate Advisor of the Information Systems Department. Olsen also feels that the ratings are just a “data point” and that they do not really reflect reality. “But as long as professors draw the positives out of the comments, there is nothing to complain,” he added.

John Swapceinski, the creator of the website, too admits that the ratings may not be statistically valid. “[The ratings] are a reflection of the opinions of different individuals and so must be treated as such,” he says on his website. He also adds that he has received a number of emails from professors threatening legal action but has chosen to ignore them.

There are however, several skeptics, that are against the website and most their criticisms are attributed to the method of collection of the opinions and ratings. The slackness is due to the fact that the persons posting the comments are not validated. A single person can post multiple different comments about the same professor. Students can therefore potentially sabotage the image of a professor. Malicious comments can also be posted by students who haven’t even taken a professor’s class. Also the person posting the comment may have been an insolent, lousy individual who didn’t put in the required effort to complete the course. Every university has their fair share of such imbecile persons.

“There is no way to tell if the comments are indeed true,” said Anna Lai, a bio-medical student at NJIT said. “The website is useful, but I don’t think it is necessary,” she added.

Some students feel a better way to get to know about a professor is to ask friends who have taken the course under a particular professor before rather than relying on some random person who may not even exist. But then, the very existence of the website is to help students who don’t know anyone to get a rough idea.

Olsen feels that students usually get to know about a professor way before they register for a class and this information is not necessarily solicited only through the website. Word about a particular professor’s teaching method spreads like “wild-fire,” he says.
“It is no wonder why some of the professor’s classes get filled on the first day of registration itself.”

Richard Egan, a professor in the Computer Science department, compares these ratings to a “beauty-pageant,” fun to read but should not be taken seriously. The average rater is one who is either happy with a course or the one that is extremely annoyed. The in-between ones are indifferent towards the idea of faculty assessment and so don’t participate in the rating process, he says.

There are some professors that feel that the website is extremely helpful and its existence is warranted. Terry Nonnemacher, a professor of Management feels that the comments in the website are helpful and to a certain extent true. “I often find a match between the comments I see on the website and the feedback forms filled out by students at NJIT,” he says. He feels that the current system at NJIT is okay but the delay in issuance of the results can be annoying.

“I sometimes have to be behind the neck of someone to get the feedback. It can sometimes take more than two months for me to get them,” Nonnemacher said.

The website also has its share of proponents. Those that benefited from the website’s comments, feel that the website is a godsend to confused students. “The website is especially useful to students that opt for the e-learning courses. Oftentimes, these students don’t have anyone to get information from and in such cases the website with its opinions is an elixir to them,” says Paresh Borad, a graduate student of Computer Science.

Despite the large number of detractors, the proponents of the website aren’t small comparatively. “I assiduously check the rating of the professor before I decide on the course. Sometimes the website has been the only source of my information and not once till now have I repented any decision,” says Sudhanshu Goyal, a student of Computer Science.

Ketty Ibanez, senior electrical major, is also one of the many that find the website and its comments extremely useful. She feels that the founder of the website is doing a great service to the student community.

Swapceinski says, “We have received thousands of emails from students telling us how true the comments turned out to be.”

Over 700 of NJIT’s professor are rated on the site. Dr. Jonathan Curley, a professor in the English Department is one of the most highly rated professors. A comment from the website says, “One of the coolest teachers I have ever had. Very clear, very funny, very easy and most importantly very down to earth. Overall he is just great. Take him if you can”.

Curley said, “I am only a reflection of my students, so the high ratings are really more about them than me.” He contends that these ratings are valid as they endorse the reciprocal nature of an ideal classroom in which professors and their students learn in tandem. “As long as my students get high marks on ‘rateyourstudents.com,’ I will be more than happy,” he says.

Even though he thinks the site is pretty useful, he is also of the opinion that a variety of factors needs to be considered by students before taking a decision on the course they want to pursue.

NJIT has a faculty evaluation system that is carried out at the end of each semester. Students fill out forms evaluating their professor, the course textbook, and even the conditions of the classroom. However, many students don’t feel this evaluation system carries any weight. Students feel that nothing is done based on the results of the faculty assessment.

“It’s a joke. It’s just one of the many things we do for the sake of doing. Nothing comes out of it, so naturally I don’t feel obligated to put down my honest comments,” says Siddhartha Kumar, a graduate student of Information Systems.

According to Dr Priscilla Nelson, Provost, the assessment is used extensively to improve and adjust course delivery. However, the results of the evaluation are not made public. Nelson says the results aren’t made available to the students as the comments are considered to be a property of the evaluated faculty members and the release of such information is the prerogative of the assessed. She also adds that the assessment by the students is one of the factors that are considered while attempting to arrive at a complete picture of faculty contributions. Many students though, feel that they should get to know the results.

When the evaluations are done only at the end of the semester it doesn’t add value to the process.” I always tell my students, if you have a problem with me, tell me now and I will be able to fix it before it becomes too late,” said Egan. These sentiments are echoed by Nonnemacher as well. He even supports a mid-term evaluation so that professors can adapt according to the results. But then, will students take the risk of a fair evaluation which can potentially jeopardize their grades?

The rampant criticism of the website doesn’t seem to have had any effect on Swapceinski. He is constantly looking to add greater functionality to the website and has also come out with another website to rate doctors.


(Article published in The Vector, college newspaper @ NJIT)

Sunday, July 24, 2005

MY VISION OF A MODERN INDIA


India has seen some tumultuous times in the past. We were oppressed during the British rule and had to struggle to attain a state of freedom. This was mainly possible due to the untiring efforts and focused aim of our forefathers. The people of India rose to the occasion when it mattered and succeeded on overthrowing the British. This past clearly exhibits the courage
and conviction of the people of India.

Our leaders had a vision of a free and peaceful India. At the time of independence and the period immediately after that, we started planning for our future. All the people who mattered got together to chart the road ahead. They had ambitious plans, though not impossible. But what has happened to us fifty years later? Why haven’t we succeeded in translating our initial spirit
to something concrete? This calls for a lot of introspection on our part to identify the element that is jeopardizing our march unto glory.

We shall try to examine why we haven’t yet become a developed nation, attempt to identify the stumbling block and ultimately design the vision of a modern India. As a first step in that direction, let us assess what makes a country developed? The obvious indicators are the prosperity of the people, the wealth it possesses and its status internationally. The wealth of the nation is determined by the GDP, rate of inflation, growth rate, forex reserves and the share in the global market. However all these are just numbers. They can camouflage the real human misery.

The real ‘wealth’ of a nation is its people. People who are skilled, talented and focused in their efforts to achieve what they want to achieve. Dr APJ Abdul Kalam once said:” a nation is made great by its people and the people in turn become important citizens of the great nation.” We must therefore concentrate our efforts on producing people who have the vision and the urge to achieve the impossible.

I dream of a modern and developed India that is second to none. We must be the top in every field and every Indian must be respected the world over. Can India attain the status of a developed and modern nation? The answer is a big ‘YES’. If the other countries can, why not India. In fact India with its rich and varied culture, vast resources and hard working people can
surely become one. But the path to glory is full of thorns. India must stand up to the world. Because I believe that unless India stands up to the world, no one will respect us. Only strength respects strength. We must be strong not only as a military power but also as an economic power. Both must go hand-in-hand. We have achieved awful little in the years after idependence.
This clearly indicates a lot of shortcomings on our part that need to be rectified and removed.
My dream of a modern India is one in which every individual has a reasonable lifespan, a secure income, basic amenities and access to cheap and good health care. The purchasing power of the rupee must increase and the inflation must be close to zilch. Every Indian must get nutritious food and a clean environment to live. Death caused due to malnutrition must be eliminated. It is a pretty sorry state of affairs if you are not able to provide your people with food that have the basic nutritional level. Another thing that we need to ensure is pure and safe drinking water for all. Many people, especially in the rural areas die due to contamination of drinking water. It is
only in India and other under-developed nations do we hear of people dying because of poor nutritional levels and unsafe drinking water.

We must also be able to provide a disease free environment for the people to live in. Most places have open ditches that are harmful as well as fatal, open garbage and litter. These prove to be a good breeding ground for mosquitoes and other insects that spread diseases to humans. The sanitation and the sewage amenities need to be improved as well. The people must be educated to keep their surroundings clean and free of any litter. Education must be given prime importance and become free and compulsory for all. Many children do not have access to a good education as they cannot afford it. Therefore they go in for jobs at a very young age resulting in child labour.The noon meal scheme that was introduced earlier must be enforced more stringently so that many more children go to school rather than to work. In this way we can tackle the problem of illiteracy and work towards a time when every Indian is literate. Apart from primary education, we face a crisis in higher education as well. Many of the bright young lads discontinue their studies after a level as they can no longer afford it. The countries in the west have free education even at the higher secondary level and upwards. Also the quality of education is better in those countries. It is no wonder then that many of us leave the country in search of greener pastures abroad. Is it because we lack in terms of quality education, or we do not have institutions that are world class, or teachers who are dedicated in serving the student community or our people really not bright enough? This is surely not the case. We do have institutions of world repute like the IIT’s and the IIM’s that have succeeded over the years in bringing out the best talent. The IIT’s are as prestigious as any other institution in the world. But such institutions are far too less. The students who pass out of these institutions hold top positions in the global arena. But most of them don’t want to work or do research in India. As a result we haven’t been able to create new technologies but only try to improvise on existing ones.
A modern India of my vision is one that is able to create products indigenously that can compete in the global market. Most of the high caliber scientist that we managed to produce have settled abroad and are enriching the economies of those countries. A modern India must be able to stand on its own without the help from other countries. It must be capable of making decisions on its own without succumbing to exterior pressures. A modern India must have a crime free society, a corruption free government that cares for its people and politicians who are honest and sincere to their cause and not a single youth is without a job. Equal opportunities for all and no discrimination based on gender, caste or creed. A tolerant and secular society in which the people are united and compassionate towards fellow human beings and follow the doctrine of ‘live and let live’. Even the Mahatma once said: we can call ourselves a nation only when we have wiped out the tears from the faces of all. My modern Indian should have tackled the entire problem with panache and aplomb and make a mark for itself in the global arena. We must restrain from blaming the system for our follies. What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbors, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for someone to come
along & work miracles for us. Or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards, hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England. When England experience unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and
brought home by the Indian government. We first need to change our attitude towards our nation. India is a nation of a billion people. A nation’s progress depends upon how its people think. It is thoughts that transform into actions. An endless pursuit towards our goal will surely yield the desired results. The great Indian dream of fulfilling the aspirations of every individual must live on and provide the necessary impetus to every Indian to achieve something so that we can well and truly proclaim ourselves as a great nation. Let us all have a vision-A vision of a modern and prosperous India.


JAI HIND

As the night grows in silence
As the bright moon makes an appearance
As the darkness kills the day
There is so much I want to say.

My mind is occupied with thoughts of you
I wish you will tell me you already knew,
That I love you so much and you love me too
But as things are,its far from being true.


You broke my heart and broke my soul
You made me act like a fool.
I was so crazy about you,
That , I forgot there was more to me than just you.


As the days go by and time passes,
I tried to chew you out of my system
But you had become an integral part of me
That throwing you out is like slicing half of me.


Carrying on with a wounded heart
Hoping to make a bright new start.
But without you I am not complete
With you, is just a treat!.

I wish I can overcome my shyness
And let you know how much you mean to me
So that one day you might change your mind
And I will be the love who you will find.



With this hope and a prayer too
I grope in the darkness that's befallen on me
To find my ray of light
And show the world the two of us are just right.

-sharath

Hi,

This is my first blog and so I intend to chart out only on familiar territory before I venture into something more challenging...afterall I am a novice and will learn quickly...for sure!


The Art of Writing Disgusting Poetry:

Perhaps the one change that is so implicit during growing up amongst most normal kids is their sudden acquired skills in writing gibberish which is euphemistically labelled "Poetry".I am normal and it is no wonder that I was also bitten by the same bug that insists that gibberish can also be passed on silently as poetry...words close to one's heart are pasted close to one another while carefully ensuring that there arent more than five words to a sentence.This art of putting words together also sometimes makes one wonder if its a hidden talent,a new discovery of one's creative pursuits and what not!This is the ultimate folly that one can commit.

Another facet of the so called poetry is that oftentimes its based on love:found love,lost love,found and lost love,love stinks and many more in the same genre!Maybe people have taken it upon themselves to carry forward the legacies of romeo and juliet,laila aur majnoo and even our own ponniyin selvan!I have seen so many that are engrossed in mutilating the languge of english trying to create a piece that they with all audacity think is a tribute to their so called love and what is more amazing is that the person for whom these are written actually appreciate it...a sorry state of affairs indeed.

The more worrying fact about these kind of cheap imitation poetry is that the poeple that write them sometimes just pick a few lines from well known good poets and then assemble them together to create poetry of their own.This blatant flair for plagiarism is quite rampant and I seriously feel something ought to be done about it...sooner rather than later.

By now you must be wondering(if you are smart...hey you need'nt be newton!) what is the corelation between the said topic and the previous two paragraphs...if you did...kudos to you!...now to answer the question...the art of writing poetry...err... disgusting poetry is a skill which cannot be acquired that easily and requires a lot of practice per se...I have been attempting to master it for quite sometime now with my own cheap imitation poems...do read them to guage how good a student I am of this flourishing trade!...chow chow